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Monday, October 11, 2010

Don't HIRE Chain Smokers! Why? Read on...

To all Human Resources/Headhunters, DO NOT HIRE CHAIN SMOKERS.  Why?  Read on:


Based on my Today's 1st hand experience (SEEN WITH MY OWN EYE!), here's why Chain smokers' shouldn't be HIRED.


A Chain smoker (my personal definition, anyone smoking more than 50 sticks a day, ie. 2 1/2 packs of ciggies) smokes every 15 minutes on average.  Every 15 minutes, he/she'll take 5 minutes so called Cigarette break.  This means 15 minutes per hour wasted (ciggie break remember?).  Now, an average working hours is 9 hours.  Multiply 15 minutes with  9 hours you'll get 135 minutes CIGARETTE BREAKS per day!  SHOCKING AIN'T IT?


How to spot CHAIN SMOKERS:
1) Look at their Fingers (2nd and middle), gray/black = CHAIN SMOKER
2) Look at their teeth and lips.  Black teeth/lips = CHAIN SMOKER
3) Keep him in the room for AT LEAST 40 minutes.  A Chain smoker will feel Sleepy, Tensed up, agitated, uneasy as he/she needs to smoke every 15 to 30 minutes.


Remember, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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